All about me!
This is the page where you get to learn all about my very exciting life, and what an interesting person I am!
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Anyways, on with the dance!
My profile
Well, that kinda sums me up...Haha, moving on!
A few weird and wonderful weird and wonderful things about me
1. I ration my thoughts. This is often mistaken for me being miserable, as I usually have an almost blank, but slightly sad look on my face, but I'm not. Thats just my normal face :) Back to the thoughts; when I have little to do, I try not to think of to much at once, because then I'm left with nothing to think of, and I get mega bored. Unfortunatly, This also makes me a bit anti social, because I tend to sit in a corner and do nothing while this happens, even if other people are around
2. Carrying on from No.1, I am perfectly happy to sit in a corner and do nothing while others have fun and do stuff. Not because I am lazy (only slightly), but because I often dont like joining in with things. I sit and watch others have fun and grow more and more depressed.
3. I cannot exist without reading. If I don't spend at least and hour reading each day, I feel out of balance. I cannot go to sleep without reading first. If I lost my sight, I would go insane within about 6 months, I reckon.
4. I like music. Really like music. I cannot sing, dance or play an instrument, but, like the reading, without music, I would not be me. I see music as an expression of the soul, far deeper than words and a beat. Some music is, of course, crap. However, I think that a lot of good music is being forgotten, and most of my favouite music was made before I was born. I believe that for every mood or crisis in my life, there is a song that will explain it, and a song that will make you feel better.
5. Overly sentimental people. I can't stand them. OK, that's not entirly true, I don't mind them, I just hate what they say and do. A prime example can be found easily on the web, and here is something that i nicked from a well known web based community:
"They say the best things in life are unseen. Thats why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream."
And my response is: Utter balls. Shut up, who ever makes this stuff up. I don't mind it so much if it's funny, but stuiff like this just annoys me.
6. I am double jointed. I can kick myself in the head, my thumbs go completly the wrong way, and I can make a sort of hole appear in my shoulder, which can be used to great effect when trying to freak people out.
7. World domination. I am slightly obsessed with it. I joke about it alot, and I even wrote/drew a little book on it. And then, a while ago, someone said to me: "Hey, Steve. Ithink you actually could take over the world. You're just insane enough to try". And I thought "...he's got a point". Watch this space!
Well, I think thats enough for now! If anything else comes up, you'll know because of my wonderful, new, little banner :